Monday, June 4, 2007

Wanted Dead or Alive: Skip Bayless


Please ESPN, I'm begging you to take that attention whore Skip Bayless off the air. He's a sad excuse of a man. Let's take a look at what this genius had to say about LeBron James and his Game 5 vs. the Detroit Pistons (where LeBron single handedly beat the Pistons over the the last 6 minutes of the 4th quarter and 2 OT's).

"LeBron's performance (Game 5) was a result of him taking advantage of the lack of interior Piston defense. He blew three crucial free throws down the stretch in regulation. He airballed the game winner in overtime."


Look here Skippy, performances like that happen because defense wasn't great. Jordan over Russell and Ehlo? One on one defense, but I'm sure Skip won't hesitate to bend over for Michael because of those performances. Bayless is a known LeBron hater and has rarely said a nice word about him. To criticize LeBron's game 5 effort is a joke and a disgrace to a journalist. That was one of the greatest single game performances any of us will ever see and he's bashes it. He's dumb, everyone hates him and he's on ESPN to simply stir up controversy.

Moving on, Chauncey Billups, more commonly known in the Eastern Conference Finals as Mr. Big Shot ([sarcasm] a very worthy nickname [/sarcasm]). Billups ran his mouth the entire series about how the Pistons are a superior team and why should that change after the Cavaliers were two plays away from beating the Pistons six games to zero (which isn't actually possible, just saying the Cavs were the superior team throughout the series). Here's Mr. Billups latest quote.

"I believe [we're better], I really do. There's nobody on that team who is better than ours. And maybe I'm crazy, maybe I've got too much confidence in these guys, but I believe in us. I believe we're the better team. Did we back it up? No, we didn't. But I still think we're better."


Really Chauncey? Everyone on Detroit is better than the guys on the Cavaliers? You don't say? Ever hear of a man by the name of LeBron James, Chauncey? Sure, the Pistons have more overall depth and a better starting five, but YOU GUYS GOT WORKED. I'm glad Mr. Big Mouth cost himself probably (hopefully) millions that he could've had on the open market (since he's a free agent this off-season) from a poor, unknowing team like the Milwaukee Bucks.

In conclusion, Skip Bayless and Chauncey Billups can go fuck themselves.

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